An 18-inch shrimp has just been caught off the shore of Fort Pierce, Florida. Scientists have yet to determine if it’s a rare specimen of Mantis Shrimp or merely the first scout from Cthulhu’s apocalyptic underseas army.
someone ask posidon why he gotta be this way
How the fuck am I gonna put that in the deep fryer?
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
me signing your yearbook